I just love the way that Disney’s Ursula, from “The Little Mermaid”, sees herself as a femme fatale. Let’s see: multiple chins: check. Garish: check. Kitschy sea-shell accessories: check. Flea-market makeup: check. Bottle blonde: check. Rotund and squishy, especially down below (she’s half-octopus, you see. Spineless, and with an insatiable, grasping beak under all that swinging flab): check, check, and check:

