The saga of the stinky Chinese jeans continues.
The damp roll-up with the incense, chronicled in an earlier post, did not obliterate the stink of the cheap black denim.
I then went online to learn more. Turns out that lots and lots of people have had a similar experience: that cheap denim jeans literally stink.
Postings on various blogs etc. describe the smell as resembling burning hair, burning plastic, burning rubber. All true. I also stick with my slaughterhouse / as filtered through a giant ball of aluminum foil in your mouth combined taste-aroma.
Some theorize that the stink is particular to DARK cheap denim, or that it emanates from a cheap zipper.
Last night, around 6 p.m., I poured an entire bottle of Mr. Clean with Febreze– the purple one– into a big plastic recycling tub, put both pairs of stinky jeans in, added water to cover, and put the lid on it. I allowed this devil’s brew to marinate overnight, until around 10 am this morning. I then laundered the jeans with detergent.
THEY STILL STINK.
I just put them out on the clothesline (so retro) in the backyard because I can’t stand to have them in the house.
Maybe if I keep hosing them down, the combination of water, air, sunlight and…???possum pee??bird droppings???– will offset the stink. I am curious to see what it will take, and how long it will take. Sort of like the half-life of radioactive substances.
I contacted the seller, and they are sending me a label, so that I can return the garments. I explained that I have worn and washed them, and this didn’t bother the seller. Not sure if I will return them, though. Now I have a morbid curiosity.